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Gooner
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:15 am    Post subject: And they're off Reply with quote

What do you call an Australian that is good with a bat.








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PostPosted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 3:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahaha
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ROTFLMAO
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I have no idea what you are talking about.
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Gooner
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 10:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't worry Charlie - I am sure you could come up with a million analogies using American similes.

However the people it is aimed at will ...... get it that is.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's another on the same topic (sorry Charlie you will understand this even less possibly.

The Australian Cricket board have decided that after leading the Aussies to the most humiliating cricket performance ever, captain Ricky Ponting is going to be put in the stocks and pelted with rotten tomatoes. Fortunately for Ricky they've given the tomatoes to Mitchell Johnson.....
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 10:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm on a roll now ....

I phoned up the cricket ground earlier and asked to speak to Ricky Ponting.

The bloke said "I'm very sorry sir, he's just gone out to bat"

I said "OK, I'll hold."

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 10:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And finally - (no more I promise) - a consoling one.

Don't worry Australia, the England cricket team are flying home British Airways.

There's still every chance we'll lose the Ashes yet.

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